I read that a woman was found dead in her home along with her husband. They were an elderly couple and while this is sad, the monkey that they found next to her body must be breathing a sigh of relief. The police don’t suspect him of any foul play or…wait for it….(I’m sorry in advance, but I have to say it)…“monkey business”.
Now if you’re like me you’re probably wondering why they had a monkey. Well, they didn’t have a monkey, they had four. Not to mention a multitude of dogs and cats and birds. The home had previously been cited by their city for code violations. At the time of their death, hazmat uniforms had to be used when entering the home.