A 60 year old grandfather was convicted Tuesday (8/11/09) of groping Minnie Mouse. Yes, Minnie Mouse or rather a woman in a Minnie Mouse costume at Disney World. She attests that John William Moyer made attempts to grab her breasts. Wow, is nothing sacred?
Exactly what is the punishment for trying to get with Mickey’s girl? Moyer must write the victim an apology, serve 180 days probations, complete 50 hours of community service and pay $1000 in court cost. Also, for his conviction of misdemeanor battery, he may have to undergo a mental evaluation. (No kidding!)